Face full of awesome sauce

I'm not cool in the real world so I might as well act like it here

5 notes

barely-sleeping: So this shitty little article was in the Melbourne MX ‘news’ paper recently. This paper gets read by hundreds of commuters daily and yet all it publishes is gossip and conservative, right wing, prejudiced bullshit. We live in a world where an arab student cannot CARRY A COOKING UTENSIL WITHOUT BEONG SUSPECTED OF TERRORISM. Am i the only one utter outraged by this? That this FBI raid was conducted and that all it was able to produce was a quarter of a columns worth of random news. Where the fuck is the integrity of journalists these days? Why the fuck cant we get decent coverage of actual news? Get your shit together corporate media. And fuck off 21st century racism.

barely-sleeping:

So this shitty little article was in the Melbourne MX ‘news’ paper recently. This paper gets read by hundreds of commuters daily and yet all it publishes is gossip and conservative, right wing, prejudiced bullshit. We live in a world where an arab student cannot CARRY A COOKING UTENSIL WITHOUT BEONG SUSPECTED OF TERRORISM. Am i the only one utter outraged by this? That this FBI raid was conducted and that all it was able to produce was a quarter of a columns worth of random news. Where the fuck is the integrity of journalists these days? Why the fuck cant we get decent coverage of actual news? Get your shit together corporate media. And fuck off 21st century racism.

14,551 notes

tardis-in-purgatory:

i want the first scene of season 9 to be some sleazy creep trying to pick up this girl and he wraps his greasy arm around her and goes “so… did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” and she yanks out her angel blade and ganks him and as his mutilated corpse falls to the ground she mutters “i hate this planet”

(via midgets-are-friends-not-food)

168,115 notes

j-moriarty:

joeshmo:

shavingryansprivates:

romeo romeo

where the fuck is you, romeo

Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.

SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.

romeo romeo

why the fuck is you romeo

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via i-will-die-laughing)

105,567 notes

fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

(via midgets-are-friends-not-food)

0 notes

I don’t think there is anything better than finding someone you can be 100% yourself with and be 100% honest with. having someone who shares your pain and gives you some of theirs so that you can support each other is an indescribable feeling and knowing you’re not alone in the world really has the power to keep you strong